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Like the secret credits (quotes) menu of Fallout, Arcanum was intended to have its own. Hold Ctrl+Alt (on the left side of your keyboard) and click on the logbook icon to trigger these to appear in the game.

// QUotes uttered during the making of Arcanum

{0}{These are actual quotes uttered by the people who made Arcanum. They are reproduced here entirely out of context, as they should be. Enjoy!}

{1}{We need an object, that you use it and you cross over the water.
-Jason
Some people call that a boat.
-Tim}

{2}{My room is dark at night.
-Jason}

{3}{I'm going to focus on dirt!
-Leonard}

{4}{Not all of us can look fine in underwear and no weapon.
-Leonard}

{5}{I think everyone has done it with a balloon once.
-Tim}

{6}{I have a problem folding an elf and a half-orc together.
-Leonard}
{7}{Some things have more parts, like, um, cows.
-Jesse}
{8}{I already whacked it. Do you want some?
-Jesse}
{9}{The problem is, man, where do you get dirt?
-Leonard}
{10}{Aren't oysters aphrodisiacs?
-Tim to Mark
Well, the cats didn't seem any happier afterwards.
-Mark}
{11}{It has a light, but you have to look at it to see it.
-Jesse}
{12}{I'll put it somewhere you can grab.
-Mark}
{13}{We have entered the realm of complete fuckedness.
-Leonard}
{14}{So to answer your question, bunnies are good.
-Leonard}
{15}{I already know we need sheep.
-Jason}
{16}{Hey! I'm a geek!
-Sharon}
{17}{I just broke the combat module today.
-Jesse
When did you create it?
-Tim
Today.
-Jesse}
{18}{I saw your balls in a catalog.
-Tim (to Jesse)}
{19}{The pimps were easy to cut down, but the prostitutes will get you in the end.
-Jesse}
{20}{Do you want to smell mine?
-Tim}
{21}{I thought the anus monster was cool.
-Leonard}
{22}{Get your head out of my hamster's ass.
-Mark}
{23}{I like to look at it after I get off.
-Jesse}
{24}{It hangs when I look at myself.
-Jesse}
{25}{Did they have shrimp? Good, I'll get my cup.
-Tim}
{26}{You guys can go die.
-Sharon}
{27}{I set it on vibrate whenever I go in a place. Otherwise I hear a beeping, but can never tell it's coming from my butt.
-Jesse}
{28}{Spiders are not bugs.
-Mark}
{29}{Now this feature is not completely, or even partially, implemented.
-Chris}
{30}{If I'm a lady killer, does it matter?
-Leonard}
{31}{I think you need another head.
-Tim}
{32}{We couldn't keep it up. We couldn't do both of you.
-Jesse}
{33}{Sex for UK, violence for Germany.
-Jeff}
{34}{Black poles came and hit my car.
-Genevieve}
{35}{I am too tired to count farts.
-Jesse}
{36}{He's losing liquids at both ends...which you probably didn't want to know.
-Tim}
{37}{We had a friend who had a woody and we shot it.
-Todd}
{38}{I reserve the right to shit.
-Tim}
{39}{By the end of this project, you will know almost nothing.
-Jesse}
{40}{Is that new?
-Tim
Well, it's not old.
-Mark}
{41}{There are so many fun things you can do with sheep.
-Tim}
{42}{Some wads are sticky.
-Mark}
{43}{As long as you can tell someone dumb like me once and they understand, it's ok.
-Jason}
{44}{Do you want us to put it in a box and ship it, like Leonard said I did one night in a dream?
-Tim}
{45}{I know what they are, but what are they?
-Chad}
{46}{Size doesn't matter if you are wearing it.
-Tim}
{47}{By all means, spread the happy around.
-Mark}
{48}{I'm an artist. I was just clicking on things.
-Mike}
{49}{Now I am more erect.
-Mike}
{50}{You can play a male guy or a female guy.
-Leonard}
{51}{There is a difference between success and failure.
-Mark}
{52}{I was so tired last night that I actually went to the grocery store.
-Jesse}
{53}{As long as it's broke, I am happy.
-Jason}
{54}{Wait, define "whacked".
-Tim}
{55}{I like the Hollywood versions of Dick better.
-Mark}
{56}{Mark has three and his are bigger than mine.
-Jesse}
{57}{It worked perfectly. At least, it didn't error.
-Jesse}
{58}{I think I lost my thing in the center.
-Mark}
{59}{Mark is quite skilled in the use of his palm.
-Jesse}
{60}{That other guy's name is on the tip of my head. And not the big head either.
-Jesse}
{61}{Is that Mr. T?
-Tim
No, it's Lord British.
-Jesse}
{62}{Leonard, do you have a human hand?
-Sharon}
{63}{I noticed something on the floor in the bathroom. Everytime I stepped in it, it was sticky.
- Mark}
{64}{I knew I was in trouble when Jesse went into the ladies room.
- Mark}
{65}{Jesse, why do you even open your mouth?
- Sharon}
{66}{When someone turns himself on, can he cast a spell on himself?
- Leonard}
{67}{Who cares about email, I just want access to Ebay.
- Sharon}
{68}{Spank it, is that how you do this?
- David}
{69}{Hey, do you know how to read a newspaper?
- Mark}
{70}{I'm trying to remember what my name is.
- Jesse}
{71}{But of course, the act of smooshing may be painful
- Mark}
{72}{Let me verify what my problem is.
-Jeff}
{73}{I was so tired last night I couldn't sleep.
-Jesse}
{74}{No it's not tough. It's just math proofs.
- David}
{75}{Quick question... What is a window?
- Jesse}
{76}{My cousin runs a petting zoo in Big Bear. So if you ever want to do anything with a live sheep...
-David}
{77}{It has to do with turning people on and off.
-David}
{78}{Chickens work. People don't.
-Mike}
{79}{Why is there a naked woman out there?
-Jesse}
{80}{I'm not sure, but Mike might possibly squeal louder than me.
-Jesse}
{81}{Oh, you got "bitted" a bit back, and it was big...*quite* big.
-Mark}
{82}{I lost my rats.
-Jesse}
{83}{Yeah, just make 'off' behave as if it were 'on'.
-Jesse}
{84}{Upon entering Stillwater, two naked men kick a blue rabbit to death.
-From the Arcanum QA bug list}
{85}{Everything in Nature is good.
-Tim}
{86}{We need more poison.
-Jesse}
{87}{Magic Boom-Boom is more complex than Magic La-La-La.
-David}
{88}{But sex came out way back when I was in Ames.
-Jesse}
{89}{I didn't do anything. I just dropped it.
-Yong}
{90}{But look at yours, it isn't that big.
-Yong}
{91}{You should go kill those guys more
-Jason
I will go re-kill them
-Mike}
{92}{Do they glow in the dark? Why is he naked?
-Jesse}
{93}{My legs keep disappearing, should I tell Chris?
-Steve}
{94}{I was whatchamacalliting.
-Jesse}
{95}{27) You are able to ask Willow (the virgin prostitute) to tie you up and make it hurt. This doesn't seem appropriate for Willow as Cassie and Alice will take care of this for you. In fact, Willow refers you to Bunny when you ask her to tie you up and make it hurt, which Bunny isn't into either.
-From the Arcanum QA bug list}
{96}{Perhaps you have to squeeze the carrot.
-Tim}
{97}{I've been watching a lot of the food channel, since I can't eat.
- Jesse}
{98}{You'd be amazed what you can do with monkeys.
-Steve}
{99}{I consider the urinal a water ride.
-Tim}
{100}{Suddenly there was a stabbing pain in my ass.
-Leonard}
{101}{I'm drunk, but I'm not wobbling.
-Sharon}
{102}{I was trying to figure out how to keep a werewolf caged in a room, and I think I just figured it out!
-David}
{103}{That looks like a rolled-up ding dong.
-Mark}
{104}{You know you are hungry when you hesitate to put the bagel down.
-Mark}
{105}{It was a *valid* invalid pointer!
-Steve}
{106}{I have now used the men's bathroom three times.
-Jesse}
{107}{Great, comic books right after colonic irrigation.
-Jesse}
{108}{There's something weird about it and it may be my brain.
-Mike}
{109}{I will see if I can find a place to stick it.
-Jesse}
{110}{Can we go? My butt is cold.
-Tiffany}
{111}{I'm greedier than 90% of the population!
-Sissie}
{112}{I have never had someone love me that much before.
-Sissie}
{113}{I have never seen one that large.
-Sissie}
{114}{Let's gang up on them, baby?
-Tiffany}
{115}{I threw my life partner away.
-Sissie}
{116}{How did you lick me from behind?
-Jesse}
{117}{Time only passes naturally.
-Steve}
{118}{I don't like looking at people.
-Tiffany}
{119}{I seem to have sauced myself.
-Scott}
{120}{That's where you say things and it does things for you?
-Steve}
{121}{Do you want to smell my grapefruit?
-Tiffany}
{122}{Yesterday Dave's grapefruit got me in trouble.
-Tiffany}
{123}{Don't take off your clothes & you won't get cold.
-Tiffany}
{124}{Its not them coming to kill me that would worry me.
-Scott}
{125}{Steve doesn't have a Happy Button.
-Mark}
{126}{Yeah, I gave you love.
-Jesse to Sissie
I'm glad it wasn't me.
-Scott}
{127}{Tim put in a bug that made everyone stupid.
-Steve}
{128}{You can go there naked if you want.
-Tiffany}
{129}{Why do you keep turning me into a man?
-Tiffany}
{130}{People keep eating my nuts!
-Mike}
{131}{I got $10 to participate. I put my hand in cold water and spat in a jar.
-Tiffany}
{132}{I was working hard and got distracted, and I guess I put my finger someplace wrong.
-Mark}
{133}{Was it when you realized you couldn't have a small penis?
-Tiffany}
{134}{Are you fondling my panda?
-Sissie}
{135}{So, did it hit your spot?
-Tiffany}
{136}{Come with me Virgil, we must break the game.
-Jesse}
{137}{I am proud of poop.
-Mark}
{138}{Not the penis thing, the whole holding the pen thing.
-Steve}
{139}{We were going to grab you, but Chad was grabbing you for a long time.
-Tiffany}
{140}{We were winning even before we started cheating.
-Chad}
{141}{I was just wondering what I would look like if I stuck those two grapefruit in my shirt.
-Tim}
{142}{I'm not lying, I'm just blaming Jesse.
-Steve}
{143}{Would you mind if I accidentally played with you?
-Tiffany }
{144}{I have never had the pleasure of having my clothes just fly off.
-Sissie}
{145}{Things like that make me really wonder...about thinking.
-Steve}
{146}{La la la la, I'm not stalking you.
-Tiffany}
{147}{You wetted my area!
-Tiffany}
{148}{The cookie jar has slightly tweaked my memory.
-Mark}
{149}{You know, every time someone comes into your office, they come in to fondle one thing or another.
-Tiffany}
{150}{Do you know what I hate?
-Jesse
Small woodland creatures?
-Steve}
{151}{Because Tim and I are hot!
-Steve}
{152}{I did it when you were focused on your bone.
-Sissie}
{153}{Technically my finger is not inside my body right now.
-Tim}
{154}{I can wiggle that thing all day and its still not gonna stop.
-Steve}
{155}{You know what? I've had it! I am sick and tired of seeing these people every time I go into the bathroom.
-Sissie}
{156}{She just wants my boobs.
-Sharon}
{157}{If I don't find it by the time you leave, I will castrate Chad tomorrow.
-Tiffany}
{158}{I thought I popped my brain.
-Sissie}
{159}{Why are you pushing on my dog's butt?
-Tim
Because that's where dogs like it.
-Steve}
{160}{He put it on my computer because I expressed interest in having a sheep at work.
-Tiffany}
{161}{We can flash each other.
-Jesse}
{162}{Dude, are you in Mannox's hole?
-Chad}
{163}{I wonder how legal it is to rent monkeys?
-Steve}
{164}{Aw, now I gotta do a funny dance to make sure he's off of me!
-Steve}
{165}{I don't want to be a noodle!
-Sissie}
{166}{I was dumb and I tried doing it.
-Sissie}
{167}{The first thing I noticed about the new $5 bill is that Lincoln thinks you're sexy.
-Scott}
{168}{What the hell is stuff?
-Jesse}
{169}{Hey look! It's Mr. Tongue!
-Tim}
{170}{Unfortunately, this does nothing to remove the poop from his system. That's my job.
-Tim}
{171}{No, you have to feel the full brunt of his pieces.
-Steve}
{172}{Your trickle can make a difference!
-Steve}
{173}{If he soils himself, we're sharing that seat.
-Steve}
{174}{I don't want to eat anything that can taste me.
-Scott}
{175}{That's real commonsensical.
-Chad}
{176}{You are a blood whore.
-Tiffany}
{177}{Why are you trying to eat that Cheeto seductively?
-Sissie}
{178}{Would that explain the strange poking sensation in your behind?
-Tiffany}
{179}{You can do me first if you want yours to be hot.
-Jesse}
{180}{You gotta get the part that comes out the back.
-Steve}
{181}{Don't you just want to nibble on the top of his buns?
-Jesse}
{182}{Let me get it up for you.
-Leon}
{183}{Oh, I should go find out if someone accidentally left a donut.
-Tim}
{184}{Look, there's Sharon. Maybe she knows something.
-David}
{185}{Hey, I didn't think I could have so much snot.
-Sharon}
{186}{Ah, the science of licking things.
-Steve}
{187}{I'm really hoping that there's a lot less programming on the next
project.
-Steve}
{188}{Hey, I know what's wrong! I am a complete idiot!
-Sharon}
{189}{Food needs to be increased.
-Steve}
{190}{I don't know why I'm so ugly either.
-Jesse}
{191}{Nothing like a kick to the groin to make time go faster!
-Steve}
{192}{If I had grapefruit in my shirt, you would've missed it.
-Tim}
{193}{Oh my god! She's having too much fun whipping.
-Tiffany}
{194}{I can't replace my dongle if I've lost it.
-Mike}
{195}{(excitedly) I'd kiss you, if you weren't a man!
-Steve}
{196}{It's not working, but it's not broke.
-Steve}
{197}{When you throw, Tim does bad things.
-Steve}
{198}{If you had a fat horn, maybe I'd take a bite of it.
-Chad}
{199}{I can get pores from a mile away if I want to.
-Steve}
{200}{Just because I am touching you doesn't mean you can be bad.
-Tim}
{201}{We are beating something in the hope that it will make noise.
-Steve}
{202}{Hey, I saw your naked man briefly!
-Sissie}
{203}{How come yours is so huge?!
-Sissie}

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