"What? You know Edward Teach? Well, isn't that just the colonel's codpiece! Captain Teach is one of the greatest sailors in all of Arcanum! And that boat of his! The Gypsy Shadow! Not a more solid piece of shipwork between here and the Serpentspine! Fancy that! Ha! Jolly good!"
—Franklin PayneA Badass skipper hired by Gilbert Bates to get you to the Isle of Despair and back. Later in the game, you may get him to ferry you to the Isle of Thanatos.